Top 10 Reasons Why Kimi Raikkonen Is… The Iceman
To help pass the time until the 2012 Formula 1 season begins in March, we compiled this list of icy Raikkon-isms. Based on the Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man In The World” theme, here’s why we think: Kimi Raikkonen Is… The Most Frosty Man In The World.
(If you aren’t familiar with this theme, listen to Dos Equis commercials about the “Most Interesting Man In The World” and you’ll get the idea… youtube here and here)
Kimi doesn’t often speak, but every word sez – “Stay frosty my friends…”
Kimi is so cool, you can always see his breath. Even in Singapore.
Kimi is so cool, he has to wear a Warm Suit while driving.
When Kimi wins a race, the champagne is slushy as it hits the crowd.
You know Kimi is on your tail when your tire temps plummet.
He may be the Most Frosty Man In The World, but the ladies still melt when he’s around.
Winter in Finland occurs when Kimi is home from racing.
When Kimi is present, the Most Interesting Man In The World wears a jacket.
And one holiday-themed Kimi-ism:
Because of Kimi, Santa signed with Renault to power his sleigh this year.
(but who’s cooler, Raikkonen or Sgt. Brad “The Iceman” Colbert?)
